professionally-fuckedup

No limit

  • 1.Kissed a girl?
  • 2.Kissed a boy?
  • 3.Had sex in public?
  • 4.What’s your religion?
  • 5.What does your URL mean?
  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr?
  • 7.Do you have any nicknames?
  • 8.Do you like bubble bath?
  • 9.Kissed in the rain?
  • 10.Dyed your hair?
  • 11.Soup or salad?
  • 12.Vegetable or meat?
  • 13.Go out drinking?
  • 14.Smoke cigarettes?
  • 15.Smoke weed?
  • 16.Do any hard drugs?
  • 17.Have you had sex today?
  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  • 22.Tried to commit suicide?
  • 23.The last time you felt broken?
  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
  • 28.Do you sing in the shower?
  • 29.Do you dance in the car?
  • 30.Where were you yesterday?
  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 34.Is Christmas stressful?
  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 39.Take a vitamin daily?
  • 40.Wear slippers?
  • 41.Wear a bath robe?
  • 42.What do you wear to bed?
  • 43.Do you want to get married?
  • 44.Can you curl your tongue?
  • Relationship preference:
  • 45.How many relationships have you had?
  • 46.How can I win your heart?
  • 47.what makes a great relationship?
  • 48.Shy OR open?
  • 50.Religious OR non-religious?
  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings?
  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • ask me these, please? : )
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artjonak:

Delete tourists from your travel photos
This little technique makes it EASY to get rid of the tourists in your travel shots!This is an awesome trick for travel photographers.  Sometimes you’re at an amazing location, but there are people in the way of your shot.  If you want to take a picture of a landmark and people are in your shot, you will likely spend the rest of your adult life cloning people out of the shot unless you try this technique.Step 1: Set your camera on a tripod.Step 2: Take a picture about every 10 seconds until you have about 15 shots, depending on how fast people are walking around.Step 3: Open all the images in Photoshop by going to File > Scripts > Statistics.   Choose “median” and select the files you took.Step 4: Bam!  Photoshop finds what is different in the photos and simply removes it!  Since the people moved around, it fills the area where someone was standing with part of another photo where no one was there.UPDATE: The “statistics” script mentioned here is only available in Photoshop Extended or in the Creative Cloud version of Photoshop; however, as someone mentioned in the comments, you can get a somewhat similar effect in recent versions of Photoshop Elements by going to Enhance > Photomerge > Scene Cleaner.

artjonak:

Delete tourists from your travel photos


This little technique makes it EASY to get rid of the tourists in your travel shots!

This is an awesome trick for travel photographers.  Sometimes you’re at an amazing location, but there are people in the way of your shot.  If you want to take a picture of a landmark and people are in your shot, you will likely spend the rest of your adult life cloning people out of the shot unless you try this technique.

Step 1: Set your camera on a tripod.

Step 2: Take a picture about every 10 seconds until you have about 15 shots, depending on how fast people are walking around.

Step 3: Open all the images in Photoshop by going to File > Scripts > Statistics.   Choose “median” and select the files you took.

Step 4: Bam!  Photoshop finds what is different in the photos and simply removes it!  Since the people moved around, it fills the area where someone was standing with part of another photo where no one was there.

UPDATE: The “statistics” script mentioned here is only available in Photoshop Extended or in the Creative Cloud version of Photoshop; however, as someone mentioned in the comments, you can get a somewhat similar effect in recent versions of Photoshop Elements by going to Enhance > Photomerge > Scene Cleaner.

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girlwhowasonfire:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

of all the embarrassing christian mayo movies made recently this one takes the cake but i’m still gonna see it so i can watch that dry piece of wonderbread lead gretchen wieners to the lord

My niece wouldn’t sleep and after two hours of trying to get her to sleep my sister in law came downstairs and handed her to me. 7 minutes later my niece was upstairs in her cot fast asleep.
I AM THE BABY WHISPERER!

I AM VICTORIOUS

aquirkydisposision asked:

Hey dear! Y'all are in my prayers and just keep the faith The Lord will provide! I just got told a true story today: a family had no money, not even for food. So they sat at their table and prayed. The father kept saying "God will provide". The rest thought he was mad. He kept at the table for two and a half hours, until the door bell rang. There was a pizza guy with four boxes who said, "I got lost, would you like these?" Keep the faith dear! <3

I could so go for pizza right now :) thanks for the story and the prayers I really appreciate it :D

Leah xo